a limited edition, self-published paperback by Preston

" I begin with 40 milligrams of benevolent THC, dumped gingerly into my spine via a magically pungent fistful of delicious fruit chews, dynamite shaped like a bunch of oversized cherries. Designed for children by mad scientists. Kept in childproof bottles wrapped in puzzles. The label says, with some diluted confidence, effects will and can take thirty some minutes or one hundred and fifty some minutes and/or longer, before eventual, inevitable detonation. And it’s immediately clear, the third or fifth time I read this riddle: Science doesn't know when I’m gonna explode. But I convince myself it’s gonna take awhile. Because I need awhile. I need to wrap “Operation Part Time Babysitter Sidekick” and escape Mickey Mountain Amoosement Park alive before this delectable spectacle implodes [...] "

all shipments will take 1-2 weeks before leaving the Magic Mountain. each book is printed and hand stitched, individually, on demand, until the run has ended.